Mildly inconvenient NSVs and the things your body surprises you with of

Alright BODY, guys, we need a chatty bit, grab your notebooks.

KNEES: why do you have to be everywhere? How is it physically possible for me to stab myself with you at every turn? Sleeping on my side? Stab. Sitting cross-legged? 50% chance of stabbing.

Now i know i used to complain about INNER THIGHS and the chafing thing with skirts and summer but we got this sorted out. KNEES chafing though? That’s new.

ARMPITS: what the heck? Stop running away and caving in when I try to shave you will you??? That’s just rude.

LOOSE SKIN: wait are you fat or loose skin? Definitely fat but—- no, definitely loose skin—- but then again———

ELBOWS: stay in your lane! Guys, how many times do I have to say this??? How else can I get this across, we go THROUGH door frames, we do NOT run into them.

Thanks team, keep up the good work. Remember we all have to coexist in this time of change.

(What are your most mildest inconveniences in your greatest SVs and NSVs?)

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